German Shorthaired Pointer

Property Laws!

1. If I like it... it is MINE!

2. If it is in my mouth... it is MINE!

3. If I had it a little while ago... it is MINE!

4. If I can take it away from you... it is MINE!

5. If it looks like mine... it is MINE!

6. If I saw it first... it is MINE!

7. If you have something and put it down, and I like it... it is MINE!

8. If I chew something up... all the pieces are MINE!

9. If it used to be yours... get over it!

10. If it is broken... it is YOURS!